This is coolbert:
British Royal Marines Commando [RMC] tasked with a special mission. Guard the coastline of England from seaborne jihadi attack. Also respond with alacrity, on-call to any similar threats or piracy anywhere in the world!
From the article by Chris Hughes thanks to the tip as seen at Freeper.
"New commando force will raid ISIS at sea to safeguard ships around the UK coast"
"The 450-strong amphibious Maritime Operations Commando [MOC] team will be sent on emergency missions amid fears jihadis will attack vessels and ports"
"42 Commando are to be given new role as a maritime commando unit in support of special forces operations"
"A new counter-terror unit of elite troops will tackle the terrorist threat to ships on the UK coast."
"The Maritime Operations Commando will also be sent on global raids against enemy ships or terrorist vessels."
"The amphibious force will be on short notice for emergency missions."
JUST AT THAT EXACT MOMENT RMC BEING STRESSED BY CUTBACKS THEY RECEIVE NEW AND MORE COMPLEX MISSIONS! GOOD LUCK TO ALL!